Things I might need counseling for include seeing an exposed penis on some pervert in a store when I was 10. The red jello fell off my plate in the school cafeteria and it looked like blood on the floor when I was 14. One time a fellow student was drunk and threw up on my best friend. And worst of all, I saw a dead fetus in a jar at a carnival. All these things were kind of offensive and spoke to me of slights in the past (male perverts, violence to others, alcoholism, and abortion - none of them as bad as a Confederate flag of course). But guess what - I just got over it! Really! What a concept - just GET OVER IT and move on.