I'm only 5'1" and normally weigh about 105, but when I'm on my period, I go up to around 115. It's all in my abdomen and I look about 6 months pregnant. I'm so sick of my elderly patients patting my belly, asking me when I'm due. Like, fuck off, Gladys. I'm already having cramps and bloating and filling up several super plus tampons every hour. Last thing I need is some old lady pointing out my bloated belly. People are so fucking rude.