I wish I had great legs. I'm not overweight, but my calves have always been so big and weird shapen. Also uneven. They don't look right. Due to genetics, they are very bulky, stumpy. I hate them. If I could wear short shorts, hell yeah I would! I just have short stubby legs. It blows. Yeah I'm jealous of girls with great legs but I'd never call someone a slut because of it. How petty can you get! Hmm is there surgery or lipo for calves LOL.