I'm sick of my husband complaining that he doesn't get enough sex. We've been together 17 years, the longest we've ever gone without sex is two weeks. I think that's pretty damn good considering that we both work full time, have kids and animals and a big house and property to take care of. I'm always busy and could use more time down and time to myself, truthfully. The next time he says, "Ah, we had sex tonight...now I get to wait another week until we can do it again," I'm going to beat him hard with a fry pan.