If someone IRL told me I needed Jesus or to read the bible, I would ... I dunno what I'd do, but if it were a friend, that friendship would be over. My family's religious, I mean my brother is a pastor.. and even he doesn't tell me to read the bible or that I need Jesus. Granted, he probably thinks I'm going to hell because I haven't "accepted Jesus as my lord and savior" but at least he doesn't pester me about it. There has to be an afterlife that allows for critical thinking. Show me the church of using your brains, and I'll join. Oh wait, science. I'm already a member.