My favorite is when he does do any housework, he has to point out every little thing that he did. Like he wants gold stars or something. I just nod and thank him for doing that, whatever it might be. Seriously, if he spent the day cleaning, we have to do a tour of the house when I get home and marvel at all the housework he did as he points out each thing. I think it's funny. But occasionally he does spend the day cleaning, so I'm okay with it.