I'm so sick of early morning risers shaming me for needing to sleep in on my days off. Is sleeping until 9am so absurd? I only get 2 days off a week and I'm so happy when I don't have to set my alarm and rush out the door. I enjoy drinking my coffee and hanging out in my cozy house in yoga pants reading and relaxing, sometimes until noon. That does not mean I'm a lazy person. I'm an intelligent, productive, responsible woman whose body is on a different clock. So to those arrogant assholes that get up before dawn to be at the gym at 4:50am and think they're the shit because of it, eff off!