I swear I like my in-laws, but they have only been here since yesterday and are driving my nuts. They wanted to watch a movie. Fine, whatever. OMG, they have the volume turned up to defcon 5, and they have not stopped talking since the opening credits. They're not even talking about the movie, just having random conversations and things like, "Oh, I need to text Sally to tell her that the Jones called last night." Then they text Sally back and forth for 30 minutes, while having a conversation with each other and while the TV is playing the movie they just had to watch but are paying no attention to is so loud the house is practically shaking. And if we turn the movie off, they'll insist that they were watching that.