I have a relative by marriage I sincerely wish would drop dead. That would solve so many problems for everyone. She's a poisonous, treacherous, alcoholic old cow who is so hard to deal with she's makes everyone miserable. I've always been beyond good to her and she finally turned on me with her twisted antics. I think the world would be so much better without her in it, but I know that in spite of her ill health and the way she abuses her body this bitch will live forever because evil seems to be a preservative. Still, I poison my karma hoping she does us all a favor and drops the fuck dead.