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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 15:42:11
ID: 2997
I have something called short gut syndrome and I fart horribly all the time. It's extremely embarressing. I even wear these charcoal pads in my underwear and carry special spray to help mask the odor. I avoid gas causing foods like the plague. Even with all that I'm sure there are days where I offend people. I can't always run to the bathroom because sometimes I am on the phone with a client or in a meeting. What am I supposed to do? Not work and subsist on disability? Try proving that 'stinky farts' is a disability, that's all I can say.
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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 14:34:40
ID: 2996
I have a relative by marriage I sincerely wish would drop dead. That would solve so many problems for everyone. She's a poisonous, treacherous, alcoholic old cow who is so hard to deal with she's makes everyone miserable. I've always been beyond good to her and she finally turned on me with her twisted antics. I think the world would be so much better without her in it, but I know that in spite of her ill health and the way she abuses her body this bitch will live forever because evil seems to be a preservative. Still, I poison my karma hoping she does us all a favor and drops the fuck dead.
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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 11:18:45
ID: 2995
What kind of medical conditions cause farting? I honestly want to know!
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Posted by: Boobooboo
2014-04-26 05:32:27
ID: 2993
Are there any other lady (or dude) webmasters here?
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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 04:17:29
ID: 2992
Coworker is a fucking cunt! I hate her fucking guts! Wish she would fall off the face of the earth.
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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 04:00:22
ID: 2991
DH fights be every step of the way to build anything or do anything fun in our back yard for our kids. He does not want a big playset. I said fine, we'll just do a tree swing. We have the perfect spot. He says no, they'll get hurt. DS's birthday is coming up and I suggested we roast marshmallows at the fire pit. He grimaces. WTF did we buy the house with the big yard for? So our kids can stare the grass? GRRRRRR!!
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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 03:53:22
ID: 2990
I don't think Angelina Jolie is beautiful at all. She's got fat trout lips and is so skinny that she reminds me of a bag of bones. That is not someone who I'd want to look like nor would I brag about looking like her.
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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 03:36:52
ID: 2989
DH and I are unhappy. Lots of things got us here. It seems though for him it's something he can work through and wants to. For me, I just don't know. There's too much hurt. We were apart for 2 weeks due to travel and neither of us really missed each other. That's when it hit me. For the first time in 14 years we were apart and didn't miss each other. Before if he travelled for work i missed him like crazy. This time the idea of him coming home stressed me. I was fine without him. Great even. Thing is, I still love him. I'm not angry with him or bitter. Just realizing that maybe we can't be truly happy together. It makes me so sad. Because I'm not sure I want to try anymore and that hurts more than anything. We are starting counseling on Monday to gat objective help on where we go from here. I don't know what I want the outcome to be.
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Posted by: anonymous
2014-04-26 02:45:16
ID: 2987
I feel bad that I feel good about my BIL being as fucked up as DH. He's falling apart now but it's like he's finally feeling real feelings for the first time in years. He's not just a liar and a user hiding behind a facade. You have to face it all eventually. Running from your past wasn't working. You can keep living a lie but it hasn't worked so far. I don't see it working out for the rest of your life.
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Posted by: PastryGirl
2014-04-26 02:09:42
ID: 2986
Hey! Whatcha doin this weekend?
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