Ooh, the world is ending again this weekend apparently. The planet Nibiru is coming to end us all. Somehow we can't see it even though it's going to crash into us this weekend, yet it's supposed to be bigger than the gas giants like Jupiter. How can these people keep a straight face while saying this shit? Fuck it, I'm starting my own conspiracy theory Youtube channel, just to see how ridiculous a theory I can't make up and get people to believe. What's the craziest conspiracy theory you've heard?