Stream Of Consciousness
Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-29 00:17:37
ID: 56003
In response to a confession. I know probably way too much about poop. Partially from my job and partially from having the most effed up digestive tract ever. A lot of my friends ask me for advice when things go wrong with theirs and I find it freaking hilarious.
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-29 00:12:08
ID: 56000
In response to a confession. Amen to this. I hate that it's expected that I work, take care of the house, cook, clean, be thin but not TOO thin and still have giant boobs, be athletic but not too athletic, buy tons of nice designer stuff but still save for retirement, and always be up for sex whenever DH wants it. Meanwhile, DH gets praised for showing up for work and not being a total dick or having a kid he doesn't know about somewhere or something. It really is not fair.
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-29 00:00:48
ID: 55987
I love the Stool Squad segment on The Doctors. I've always had so many questions about my poop.
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-29 00:00:08
ID: 55991
DH: "I don't like how you're doing the laundry." Me: "Ok, what do you suggest?" DH: "Well, I don't want my clothes in the dresser, but I also don't want my shorts and pants hanging in the closet." Me: "..... Where DO you want them?" DH: "I don't really know. I just don't like the way you're doing it." Me: "Ok, then do your own damn laundry and leave me out of it." DH: "There's no need for an attitude." Me: "If you aren't helping with something and aren't willing to help, then you canNOT offer criticism. If you want your laundry done differently, get up off the couch and DO IT YOURSELF."
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-28 23:36:03
ID: 55988
I have one kid. I really have to stop myself from asking people why on earth they had 3 or 4 or 5 kids...
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-28 22:43:05
ID: 55969
Went to do 2 errands today. Everyone seemed to be getting in my way like walking way too slow. I can give the elderly/disabled a break; they can't help it but the others are just asses!
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-28 22:38:49
ID: 55970
Seems like the people with the least amount of money have the most pets.
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-27 20:26:23
ID: 55986
it's so exhausting being a female. What is expected of men? Go to work, come home, don't be an asshole. What's expected of women? Go to work, clean house, raise kids if you have them, don't be a bitch, stand up for yourself though, be pretty but not too pretty, eat but not so much that you're fat, dress stylishly but don't overdress, wear makeup but not too much, do a good job but not so much that everyone thinks you're screwing the boss, be smart but not too smart... it just goes on and on and on. I'd rather be a man.
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-27 17:43:14
ID: 55985
Rant: Hey a$$hole at Costco line: I arrived there a second before you did, we made eye contact and you didn't even budge your cart to let me go first. Nice guy you are. I ended up moving to another line. Next time, I'm not going to be so nice.
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Posted by: anonymous
2018-07-27 08:27:12
ID: 55980
Rant: I’m beginning to hate macys as much as i hate sears. They’re all staffed by decrepit dolts. I went in today to return an online order with my invoice. Decrepit dolt says: do you know what card you used? Me: is it on the invoice? Oh it’s not? Ok i can look up my order confirmation email. Will I need the card for the refund? Decrepit dolt: yes. <plods through processing refund while i search my emails, then dig to get out my card>. Decrepit dolt: sign on the keypad. Me: i havent swiped my card yet. Decrepit dolt: you don’t need the card. I didn’t even hold back. I usually smile through gritted teeth. This time I just flatly said “Well, that would’ve been useful information.” Gah!
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