Eight years ago you wanted to open an ice cream shop. Asked me to process your payroll & sales taxes. You then IGNORE the forms I give you, pay everything late, don't EVER provide me with the info I need, and then decide to close said ice cream shop. Eight years later, payroll tax agencies are up your ass and around the corner. And this is now MY fucking emergency? My boss is asking ME what went wrong? YOU! You're what went wrong, you blithering idiot! Client: I hate you right in the face.