So, Elderly CW had to have minor surgery and was scheduled to be gone for three days along with the weekend. But the surgeon found more stuff to fix while he was in there and now she's in way worse pain than she thought she would be, and has to be out for two weeks. She called, all goobered up on pain pills, to tell me the news about the surgery and that her daughter is going to extend her stay, and to blather on about nonsense for ten minutes (thank you, pain pills, like she needed the help). She drives me nucking futs but I still feel bad for her. She is most definitely a poor thing at this point. That said, OMG two whole weeks of peace and quiet!! I know, I know. I'm a horrible person.