Even when I try to be nice and have a conversation with you, you have to bring up the fact that you had the shits this morning? Fucking gross! Please stop it! Gah! But, this is a common trait in the Elderly community. Bodily functions, no matter how disgusting, are not taboo topics of conversation to them. I should know, I spent eight years of my life working with the elderly. In a nursing home! Not an office environment. I need a fucking vacation. Before I choke her until her little froggy tongue pops out.