Im so jealous of all my facebook friends having babies. I want another one, but i know my dh doesn't, and it wouldn't be a good idea for our current situation in life. I thought i was done at 2, but the more i see other people having them, the more i want another one. Oh well. Maybe i can find a hobby instead when both of these go to school.

I’m currently “hiding” from my SIL by staying off of Facebook and Facebook messenger. She’s watching her kids so her SAHD of a husband could go out for st Patrick’s Day. It was her day off and she tried to pick up an extra shift and made him ask me if i would babysit her 4 kids tonight. It would have been such a hassle for him that even though I said yes as long as they wenthome at a semi decent time he was planning to cancel if she went to work. It’s a school night, ds needs to be in bed early, I need to be in bed at a decent time for work, the kids don’t listen to me that well, and one of them is an infant. They are not sleepover on a school night material. She texted me while I was in the shower asking me if she can bring them now because they want her to come in and will offer her the bonus she wants for it. I’m going to pretend I was asleep and didn’t get them till tomorrow morning.

Has anyone noticed that senior pictures have gotten oddly sexy over the last couple years? I have a lot of friends on Facebook who post their kid's professionally taken senior pictures and it's like they were on a hot photoshoot for Instagram. Maybe I'm just an old fashioned biddy, but your seventeen year old daughter's senior photo shouldn't include her boyfriend's hand on her butt, or a bikini shot showing more side boob than an issue of Sports Illustrated.

Has anyone else noticed their Trump loving friends asking for prayer requests for him? I've had a few, just this past week, make Facebook posts, asking for people to pray for the president. I guess admitting that that's he's a fucking criminal, and facing the reality that he needs to be removed from the Oval Office is just too difficult for them. Let's just pray for him. Sure. Morons. Cognitive dissonance is real.

There's a picture of a battery hen doing the rounds on facebook that is totally turning my stomach. It's so awful. She's still alive but doesn't look unlike what a chicken carcass looks like after you've pulled most of the meat off.

Stolen from Facebook: If Trump hugs that flag any tighter, he's going to have to pay it $130,000 in hush money. Hahahahahaha.

I waited too long to friend people from high school on Facebook. Now everyone is so damn old I can't recognize their faces and I'm terrible with names too. Oh well. Fuck it.

I got into a tiff with some right wing nut on Facebook, and he started with the name calling. I told him I was wondering if I was arguing with a fool, but when he started the name calling he erased all doubt. Then I corrected his spelling (Really? Boarder instead of border SIX times in one tirade???). His response: grammar Nazis are all stupid Libtards. Mine? DICK

Also stolen from Facebook: Democratic socialism isn't free stuff. It's getting what you paid for with your taxes rather than giving it away to war and corporate subsidies.

Stolen from Facebook: Why don't we just use thoughts and prayers to protect our borders? That's what we use to protect our schools.