You need to read the Bible because you need Jesus!! good lawd you are on my last nerve.

Oh my God I can't take it. I have to talk to my boss about this. I need my own office or she needs to take at least ONE day a week completely OFF. I can't fucking take it any more. I can't concentrate with her milling around in what's basically my office... I can't fucking stand it! I tell her all the time to take a day off, and the fucker just won't do it! She is here every singe day! She's fucking filing! WHY!?!?!! Jesus CHRIST! My daughter could come in here and have that fucking shit done in an hour and she's here EVERY DAY. I can't take it I'm gonna freak the fuck out. I'm gonna freak the fuck out. Motherfucker I hate this job.

Jesus H. Christ. .. I need her to take ONE DAY off and not come here at all. This is wearing me the fuck down. Get the fuck out of my work day, you horrific old cauliflower haired nightmare. You're not needed. At all. *headdesk* All you do is make me uncomfortable playing my music, (What is that you're listening to? Is it new? I think my grandson likes that group. It sounds like....bla bla bla) or eating my food (What is that you're eating? Did you make it last night? Do you put onions in yours? I hate onions. They make me need the potty all day long).. I'm not even kidding. Somebody fucking shoot me. Better yet, shoot her. In the face. With a bazooka. Elderly CW, Y U No retire already!?!?!?!

LOL- What kind of shenanigans can YOU come up with for Jesus H. Christ to get into? Jesus H. Christ in a submarine.... Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar- one of my faves- Jesus H. Christ on a forklift. LOL! Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick is another favorite of mine. Jesus H. Christ in a salt mine. Jesus H. Christ in stilettos. hehehe.

I never heard Jesus H. Christ on a hang glider - love it! My go-to is Christ on a cracker. I'm just picturing hang gliding Jesus. Who knows? Maybe that's how he arose on the third day. Just took off to heaven on a hang glider.

And I finally found this out after spending entire days working with tech support, on hold with tech support, screen-share sessions with tech support... and NOW they tell me this simple thing. Jesus H Christ in a hang glider!

Confused my ass. The "encouraging" is condescending bullshit. She obviously knows she can do better because she's repeatedly said THAT SHE'S FUCKING LEAVING HIM. Jesus. Reading comprehension. Saying shit like "omg, op, like, I totally don't understand why you don't leave him," when she's said multiple fucking times that she is planning to divorce him, translates into nothing more than someone feeding their own ego by being condescending. Leave her alone.

All I ask was why she was still married to this guy!!! Jesus, whats wrong with that? She has given multiple examples of his shit behaviour so I din't see why this is a wrong question??? It sounds like she could do a lot better rather than complaining about it.

The picture of the Easter basket down below? Ridiculous, and unnecessary. Family probably don't even know a lick of Jesus either!

Jesus H Christ in a pie chart! Why are people so fucking ungodly loud!?! There's a couple people out in the lobby who are so fucking loud I can't think - even in the next room. Guy sounds like a cross between Tom Arnold and a fucking donkey. WHY? GTFO of my office!!