Fucking EFTPS site is down. Jesus, I can't catch a break. I spent literally six hours on hold with tech support for our proprietary software yesterday. And now, this morning, the fucking federal tax site is down. I can't catch a break. I can't get anything done. I have a fucking deadline. I may cry.

God I'm so tired of this. Four years ago I started a job as an assistant to a busy realtor. There was a guy who came onto the team at the same time. Two years later I got my license. I didn't want to work at that agency, so I left and went to another one. This guy joined me there not long afterwards, but decided to only do real estate p/t and work another, f/t job. He has two years' experience on me but Jesus Christ, he calls me for EVERYTHING. How do I do this? Where do I find that? What papers do I need for sellers? Buyers? Where do I find my Board number? Which website do I need for this? I tell him which site to use and he asks how to get on. Um with your username and password? "Oh I don't have that. Where do I get it?" Um from the list you were emailed when you started? "Oh I have to find that." Holy shit how do you not know all of this? This job is hard enough without always having to walk him through things!!!

My MIL posts all these horrible anti-immigration, anti-welfare, pro-life, etc. things on FB and I get a big kick out of sharing Christians Tired of Being Misrepresented's memes on her wall. You know, the memes about acting like Jesus and not being a stuckup judgy jerkface to the rest of the world.

This made me laugh so hard. So delusional. Thank baby Jesus the majority of Americans are against the president. I can handle children swearing. Bragging about sexual assault? No. Never.

Here's a new one: Client writes checks to vendors, but has no intention of ever actually sending them to the vendor. SO .. the month he writes the check I record an expense. Four months later.. the checks are still outstanding. So I ask him: did you mail those checks? "No, they're still in my desk drawer." So I ask him: are you going to mail them, are they ever going to clear? "Probably not" .... *blinkblink* So I ask him: why did you write them? "Well, we owe those vendors money. So I wrote the checks." .. but you're not going to send them? "No, I don't have any money in the account." .. O. M. GAAAWWWWDDD!!!!! Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick! Close your business. Just close it. No one eats at your grimy restaurant except your giant greasy family anyway. And they eat free, so...... yeah. *thumbs up* Guy's got about as much business a-cumin as Chief Cheetos.

I swear a lot. I think it's because when I was growing up swearing was verboten. Crap and suck were on the swear list. So were god and Jesus. I don't think I said fuck until I was at college. As soon as I realized I could swear without consequences the flood gates opened. Dh gets on my case but I just tell him to fuck off. Ds 10 doesn't swear at all. I'm an adult and he is not. He gets it.

Jesus H. Christ! GTF away from my desk!!!!!! ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! Get. The Fuck. AWAY. from my DESK. Get your fucking fingers out of my paperclips. Get your fucking forms away from my two-hole punch. Get the flying FUCK away from my stapler- there are three other staplers IN THIS ROOM!!!! I fucking hate you. I want to choke your chubby doughy neck until your little froggy tongue pops out. *sigh* I wish venting actually helped. It doesn't.

Amazing that all of the responses center around the ghetto queen part, and not a word about the friend who is with the shitty husband. Its like that is ok for this woman and nobody says a word about that, they get up in arms over the name calling. Jesus.

Oh yeah hahaha so funny to gang up on somebody and act like bitches. Ha. Ha. And accuse them and attack them of the exact thing you're in the middle of doing. Hilarious. Jesus, you people are something else. So super funny. You should start a comedy troup. Or maybe a one woman standup routine? Who knows.

Jesus H Christ. Now I'm being called nimrod because I don't like the flippant "if it doesnt work out, we can just adopt" attitude. No, not everyone has that attitude, but sometimes it is seen as a back up plan or something easy to do if your original plan fails. Fuck people calm down. I know not everyone does this. My post was with regards to the "if you get a tubal and regret it, you can just adopt" post.