Oh, those peaceful Muslims. A group of radical islamists holds a rally in Dearborn, Michigan, around a huge poster of a beheaded Jesus. His head is on a stake. This stuff is happening all around us. I have not yet seen radical Christians holding rallies around a poster of a beheaded Muhammad. See for yourself: http://bit.ly/28WRcXJ

I wonder what's going to happen to all the racists when their Cheeto Jesus loses the election. Hopefully they just crawl back to their hovels, stroking their guns quietly.

Every time I meet someone who's pro-birth I ask them to tell me the difference between a blastocyst, a zygote, an embryo, and a fetus without looking it up on Google. I've never, EVER gotten the correct answer from one. Says a lot. It's all just about baybees and Jesus and women who seek abortions are all slutty mcslutbags who should lie in the beds that they made.

Trump could have had Jesus Christ himself as his running partner and I still wouldn't vote for his ass.

His panic here, their names are most likely pronounced Hey Zeus even though it's spelled Jesus. It's a fairly common name in the Hispanic community.

There are 6 guys at my job named Jesus. No joke.

The theme of the week makes me think about when I was a kid--we had a friend who was from Venezuela and his name was Jesus. My mom was sending him a Christmas card and the lady at the post office happened to see the name and said "How do you know Jesus? Are you, like, trying to send him a birthday card???" My mom was super confused because the lady wasn't pronouncing it the Spanish way--she obviously didn't know that Jesus is a pretty common name in Spanish-speaking countries. Actually, when Jesus was alive it was a really common name too. LOL.

Does anyone have any more racist confessions they would like to make about Florida? Jesus.

Jesus. Not only does he know exactly where it is, but exactly how to work it. Daaayyyyy.. ummmmmm.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAVE WRITTEN THIS FOR THE THIRD TIME BUT EVERY TIME I PRESS CONFESS MY FUCKING INTERNET DISCONNECTS. I cannot be fucking bothered to re-write about my now ex-friend who can't be bothered to meet me for a bite to eat, when I have offered to pay because it's too cold outside-more like you don't care that we haven't met up in months because you're a shit friend. I need a third vodka now.