Our elf in the shelf was a statue (that my mom still has to this day!) of the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus and my parents telling me Jesus is watching our every move.

Our Prime Minister is being criticized for charging his children's nanny to tax payers, after ending tax breaks and child credits for wealth families "like his". Jesus, why should anyone get a tax break for children?? Pay for your own fucking children!!! Can't afford daycare when you go back to work, but can't afford to stay home? TO FUCKING BAD. DONT HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT. We have enough people in the world. They are not my future and I am not your village you need to raise them. I hate this sense of entitlement that parents are doing us all a favour by producing their crotch trophies that society is suppose to pay for.

Would Jesus Christ really wish us a merry Christmas IRL? He was a Jew and Christmas hadn't even been invented yet.

Facebook is not trying to ban pictures of a nativity scene or a picture of Jesus Christ wishing you a Merry Christmas. Quit sharing dumb things.

Did the term "WW3" hire a publicist or something? Jesus, everyone seems so happy to use it.

Today is the 1st day I've been to work since 11/4. I was sick with bronchitis. I'm still stuffy and coughing. My coworkers are so sweet welcoming me back. I'm also glad that when 1 of us is out, we don't have to do the other persons work. Thank you Jesus for a good work environment and awesome coworkers.

How about don't be a dick to your kids, don't let them be dicks to other people, and everybody GTF over it! Oh, and don't be a dick yourself. Jesus. So sick of the whole argument. Common fucking sense. Try it!

Know what I really hate? I hate that all my very Christian family members think I'm such an evil person for not being a Republican. I believe that everyone should have equal rights and that money should be used for programs that help everyone. Yet they make me feel like I'm this shitty person for wanting to vote for Bernie Sanders. Because, you know, he's a baby killer and all. All the Democrats are "baby killers" and that's why we shouldn't vote for them. Funny how Jesus never once talks about abortion in the Bible but says an awful lot about giving money to the poor.

OMG man, what do you want from me?!? You're killin' me. Jesus, figure it out!

Oh sweet baby Jesus. Why do people look for the negative? My husband and I are rock solid but apparently don't babble on about each other enough (in our early 50s!). He is going on a boys trip and I am going to a confernece, in other cities! Without each other! More than one person has given me the concerned "Is everything ok?" I feel like all I hear about are girls trips and such. Why are we under the microscope? I guarantee if we made out at the high school football games and held hands people would say "Hmmmm. Trying too hard." You can't win! I can't win for sure!