Jesus. Lighten up. It's a confession site, not a personal attack.

My daughter's dad's new girlfriend came along with him to drop her off back to my house. Then she took one look at me kept laughing. Bitch, I should be the one laughing at you, you have that giant, crusty, badly placed lip ring hanging out of your mouth when your 27 years old, jesus christ grow up. And if you're laughing at the way I look, my daughter's looks are a carbon copy of mine. Therefore you are insulting her too. I am not jealous. I've been in a relationship with someone for 5 years and he's an awesome male figure in my daughter's life (honestly more than her dad). I'm more annoyed that I was disrespected upon a first impression. Can we not start the baby mama drama? I won't care about you if you respect me and my kid. I don't want my ex back, you can have him! He's a psycho and you'll probably end up like all his other exs.... crying to me when it's over and asking me why he's such an ass!

I'm really despising this trend of putting a quote or some kind of feel good message at the end of an email. A coworker has one that says something about keys on a piano. It's vaguely racial and doesn't make sense or have a point. The most annoying ones are about save the trees!! Jesus, do you know how many trees we have? It's all recycled a thousand times anyway!! Another-eat heart smart!! Just fuck right off....

Show of hands if you just want rest. Along side a beach, or in a cabin in the snowy mountains..whatever your flavor is..who needs a break from their family/children? I know I do. Even for just 12-24 hours. #jesustakethewheel #FSMtakethewheel (flying spaghetti monster)

There's a church down the street from our house that constantly spells things wrong on their sign. Things like "Jesus is hear with us!" or "Marry Christmas!" It bothers me because it does nothing to dispel the stereotype that all Christians are uneducated morons who don't have brains.

I'm trying to force feed our sick cat. Cat is wiggly and overall uncooperative. DH asks if I need help. "Yes, please" I respond. "Okay! When I get done with this dungeon boss." Or you can stop your stupid as fuck game that is a waste of my money, get off your ass, and help me right now. Thank sweet baby Jesus we don't have any kids. Can you imagine? "Do you need help with the baby?" "Yes." "Okay, after this dungeon boss!!" Right off the cliff with you. I'm legitimately starting to hate my DH.

I am to the point where I don't like telling my parents about new things I am doing/trying in my life. I used to do singing competitions in school (and out of school), so now they think I should be making money off of it by singing in a night club or something. I don't sing for money, I do it because I love it. I can't even count how many lectures I have recieved because I am "wasting my talent" because I am not making a buck off of it. I like to sew and make crafts...so of course they first thing they say is how I should sell my crafts to make money. Again, that's not why I do it!!! Its the same with weight loss. If I get involved in any sort of physical activity (I dance, participate in social groups that are physically active, etc) and they say how great it is...because I could lose some weight doing it. Jesus...Can't I just do something because I enjoy doing it?

I can't believe the theme of the week picture refers to Jesus AND says Amen. Wow, can't believe no one on this site has bitched about it yet or started some religious drama!

I don't understand why anyone would marry for "financial security" why is it a mans job? be able to support yourself so you are not dependent on someone else. It's not fair to the man that he should be valued for his paycheque. You should be in a relationship for mutual satisfaction. Not because you want a man to help support you. Jesus, it's 2015 and we STILL can't grow up and take care of ourselves???

I really don't know what to think about the idea of unisex toilets. I really, really want equality for transfolk, but frankly the thought of finding myself in the toilet with the stalkerish creep at my college scares the bejesus out of me. I understand there are many situations in which I could be in an enclosed place alone with a man I cannot trust (elevator, taxi, party), but I just don't feel like adding another one is going to do women any good. And now I feel like I've let down transfolk by feeling this way.