Jesus H. Christ. Log in to jab at each other will you? Fucking own it already.

So many try to push God on others. I went to prep school where we did church every Friday. When ever I had questions, I was told to just believe and not question it. If God is so good, then why do you have to fear him? Only evil wants you to fear it. If everything is "Gods will", then why the heck would you worship something that wants children to be raped and tortured? Then you have the ones who think that they can sin all they want, then once they confess those sins they have a clean slate. Don't even get me started on all of the contradictions in the bible. If you don't want me pushing my views on you, then stop pushing yours on me. People who come up to me in stores trying to sell me Jesus are given a reality check about what they're really worshiping.

I believe in Jesus. I believe in presents. Now pass the rum.

Jesus is the reason for the Season. Only if you believe in Jesus though. Otherwise, as you wish.

I have always gotten a strange vibe from my DD's art teacher. I just don't think she likes me. This has been going on for a while. Last night DD was talking about her art class and teacher, and I said, "You know, I don't think she likes me." DD replied, "No, I don't think so either. I don't know why, it doesn't make any sense. But yeah, I don't think she likes you at all." .. WTF? Jesus. I just keep telling myself- two more years, two more years, and I'll be done with this whole freaking school system.

My parents are talking again about how the world is going to end soon. They're talking about the horsemen of the Apocalypse and how we're only probably going to live on the planet another 15 years before Jesus comes back. I think it's their way of reassuring themselves that they don't need to save as much for retirement as they actually need to. Their contingency plan is that the world will be over, so why bother? SMH. I can't even reason with them when they go off on it.

It really bugs me when Jesus is portrayed as being white. I guess I can understand older artistic pieces portraying him as white but when I see newer pieces with a white Jesus, I just smh.

Holy baby jesus.....I am 25 weeks pregnant. To be honest i had never changed a diaper before today....my friend dropped her 16 month old off...he pooped a lot. So i was scrambling to change his diaper and well....i puked. At least it wasnt on him, but how am i going to do this....i hear its different when its your own but...

Are you fucking serious right now? You hand me a chocolate cupcake and then tell me about your FUCKING DIARRHEA!?!?!?!?!?! "Oh, I had diarrhea the past three days. I almost didn't come in today because I couldn't get out of the potty! Just so much diarrhea!" Yep. Right after I take a bite and have a big mouthful of fucking cake she says this. Just what I want to think about with a mouth full of cake; old lady diarrhea! Thank you for that, elderly CW. Jesus H Christ. I don't even know what to do! It's the shat-and-left lady. Again. I love everything about my job except elderly CW.

Jesus gave the wheel to my DH. I came home to a sparkling clean kitchen including a mopped floor and a cleaned out fridge, a clean bedroom, 2 loads of laundry done and a sweet note saying to don't cook and to order a pizza (I picked up Mexican instead). The thing is, we normally do the heavier chores on weekend together and hubby didn't know I was having a shitty day until he was already at work, but yet, he knew. Now waiting for him to come home from work so we can tear up these sheets and get some good damn sleep. I'm so down for him!