I have two kids (toddler and preschooler). When the test came up positive two days ago, the first thing I said was, "SHIT!" ...I never ever curse. Is this a bad sign?? I'm scared (but getting more excited!).

You can always tell who the food stamp recipients are. They are the very fat people who use a scooter and look like missing a few meals would do them good. I had some fatass cut me off in the parking lot with my ds5 next to me and nearly hit us. I cursed at her and called her a bitchy fatass. Don't feel one bit bad either considering she was in such a hurry to get to the handicapped parking spot right in front of me and nearly missed hitting us. I ended up in back of her waiting in line and of course she pulled out a food stamp card. Go figure. And she was in a scooter. If your handicap is obesity then you should not be allowed to get disability because you allow yourself to get so fat it renders you unable to work.

I am nice and polite all the time. To every person I come in contact with on a daily basis. I figure it's good Karma. And if I am in a bad mood, I still am polite. It's not difficult at all.

I rarely watch tv news mainly because I'm tired of hearing bad news. But tonight I left it on my local Fox channel since I was halfass watching 24, and omg, it was so hard to follow. So many errors on screen, anchors tripping over their words and it was hard to understand what they were reporting on.

I find porn misogynist but I still like it. I feel bad about that.

I think some people are just bad at sex. It's like dancing. You can show someone all the moves, but they'll still be a bad dancer. Sex is no different.

I try really hard no to be judgmental....but my sister has these pants. They look like pajama bottoms with all these crazy stripes, but she swears they are pants. One day we were leaving her house and I asked if she was getting dressed. They are that bad. She took one of my kids to a game today because I had a time conflict with another sport. She showed up in them. I admit it, I was embarrassed and glad I wasn't going to be with them. If she swore she'd never leave the house in them again, I would buy a replacement pair. Bad sister!!

When I was a teen, I started sweating, a lot! It was so bad, within an hour, I would sweat through a hoodie in the middle of the winter. I sweat all year round, and I started sweating within minutes of being out of the shower. It was so embarrassing. It never smelled, but my arm pits were always wet. I ended up using heavy Duct tape and covered my armpits with it. It worked great. Thankfully it has calmed down now. I've never told anyone about wearing duct tape.

I like staying at home hanging out with DH and DS. I enjoy having a small get together with friends and their children instead of going to a bar/club. I would rather sit on the back porch reading a book than go shopping. I like life to be simple and slow. I don't drink. Not because of any morale reasons I just don't enjoy it and get the point of it but don't mind if others drink. I am content with my life style and happy because it is what I want. To most I am considered to have a boring personality. Why is this so bad?

Rude cashier things I dislike - licking their fingers before they open the bag so their mouth germs get on the bag I have to pick up. Mumbling. Hollering over their shoulder to someone. Refusing to be helpful when the card-slide thingy isn't working right. Working when they are sick and coughing all over me and my food. Sneezing into their hands that hand me the pen. Etc. Why can't the stores rain these people better? There is no better way to send me to your competitor than to employ a bad cashier. You want my money, be nice to me where you take it.