My exH use to be such a pest for anal. I think me being slightly willing but not that interested peaked his interest more, and I'm pretty sure that was his porn of choice. It was to the point where he would almost always gravitate to my ass during sex. It became exceedingly annoying, and at that point sex already felt like a chore (newborn twins, 3 dogs, new biz, and loads of money issues that I was left to clean up). It started to feel like he could care less if I was into it or not. Like I was just a hole in the mattress. It got so bad when he wanted sex (typically 3-4x/wk) I would tell him he had 10 minutes to finish or else I'm getting up. Now, my current bf I can't get enough of him. He's considerate and listens to me and my body. We've done anal a couple of times and I've loved it and have even orgasmed from anal. Now it's almost my "thing" to at least have a finger in my ass to make me orgasm hard. It's amazing the difference of having a patient, attentive partner makes.

Maybe if your dog were better trained, people would take you seriously as a certified dog trainer. Your dog is 60 pounds of jumping, nipping nutcase. Very cute, and it's not the dogs fault, but that and the fact that you use your kid as an excuse for EVERYTHING makes it very hard for me to want to hang out with you lately.

Please don't get a dog if you haven't looked into proper training methods, separation anxiety, and behavioral issues that can arise. Dogs are not bad, they don't turn bad, like humans they can have bad behaviors that you can correct. Putting a dog in the crate for "bad behavior" teaches them nothing. Leaving them in the crate for most of the day is not a solution. The crate is the dog's "house" and shelter. I feel very strongly about this and I'm really NOT trying to bash the OP, but instead spread awareness, so maybe another dog won't have to go through this. A dog doesn't tear shit up because he's bad--he's bored, needs something to chew or has separation anxiety. I just wish more people would read about bad behaviors that can come with owning a dog and how to properly correct them. Also, introducing new animals to current pets properly is so, so very important. Like I said, this isn't coming from a place of hate, but being upset at all the stories I hear about pets being abandoned--not just OPs. It's coming from a place where I just want to help the dogs because it's not their fault. Having a dog is like having a constant toddler, more people should realize that......

I'm really upset right now. I adopted a dog a while ago. They told me his back story. He was abused for most of his life (he's not even 2 yet), like being hit, kicked, thrown across the room, starved..you name it. I brought him into my home, showed him nothing but love, even when he was bad. He tore up my childs jacket, a hat, all of my other dogs toys, and my couch. For doing those things, he was put in his cage for a few hours. I don't believe in giving up an animal just because they tore something up in the home, all I could do was teach him that he'd be put in doggy jail, and not hit, when he was bad. A few time he nipped at me, my child, and a guest. I thought with love, not anger, that he'd realize we weren't going to hurt him and he'd stop. It got to the point where he was spending most of his time in the crate. Today, while just standing on the porch waiting to come in, he attacked my old dog (unprovoked). My old dogs hair and skin was bit off and bleeding. After taking care of my old dog, I had a talk with my family and we decided he needed to go back before he ended up attacking one of us. I'm heart broken. At first he was a good boy, but when he got comfortable is when he started acting out.

Why not? They drove 70miles for your party most likely expecting hot dogs too. Besides, they may have more than just hot dogs. Potato salad, chips, beans, green salad, pasta salad. I would do all that even if it was only hot dogs. Or who knows, maybe hot dogs is all they could afford and/or simply just want their child to have fun with friends.

I always hated We Built This City and Who Let the Dogs Out. Ugh, obnoxious, both of them. And anything by Celine Dion.

One of the secrets to getting dates is to have interests in common with guys. They don't much like bible study, quilting groups, knitting, crocheting. You only meet women there. Guys run from women who don't have lives of their own. You don't need to hang out in bars. Take up photography, get a dog because most guys like dogs and if they have a dog, they think it's a plus. You can walk dogs together. Take up hiking, bird watching, photography, join historical society. Skiing, rollerblading, coin collecting, antiques, woodworking, crafts, flying. Anything they like that you like too. Greet them with a smile, stay cheerful, don't lay your problems on them until they express interest, and don't talk about your kids to exclusion of all else. That's how to be interesting to them. Oh, and if you happen to see their penis, tell them it's the best one you ever saw and give it a nickname, like El Magnifico.

I am so mad at my DH right now. He whines that I don't trust him, yet every time I need him, he lets me down. Well damn DH, what the hell do you expect? I work my ass off, he sits around all day. I ask him to run ONE errand, he won't do it! When he worked and I was unemployed, I felt like it was my job to run errands, cook & clean. But no, he's off of school the next FIVE DAYS. I'm heading to a 60 hour work week. So I ask him to go buy dog food & bread today. Does he? Oh no I guess I'm supposed to work a 10 and a half hour shift, get off and go do it myself while he just hangs at home. Now I have nothing for lunches tomorrow, what am I supposed to eat? Work doesn't have food or allow time to go buy something. I am so furious with him. I guess I'll run out to the gas station for bread and my dogs will eat the free sample of supermarket food for breakfast. DH will take his ass to the store for their normal food and stop being a lazy ass jerk! I am so sick of it. And after my 10 hour shift I'm sure he'll expect me to make dinner after he's lounged about all day. Motherfucker, I can't wait till he's working again.

The fact that your dogs are neutered is a big part of why they're "gay". They don't have as much testosterone as the intact males. Any dog will hump--to them, it's a dominance thing more than a sex act.

I think animals can be gay, just like humans. I'm pretty sure my dog is gay. I've had him 5 years, and over that time we've had many female dogs around (me watching friends dogs, friends visiting with their dogs, my bfs dogs, neighbors dogs) and they all seem to hate my dog. He has always tried to play with them, but never mount them. They want nothing to do with him (I think it's because they know he's gay). I adopted an adult male dog recently, they both have become pretty close. But, as of 2 days ago, my old dog has bee humping my new one, and the new one doesn't seem to mind it. They're bother fixed, I do break them up when I see them humping.