Finally lost it and yelled at Elderly CW. She WILL NOT stay home! I'm only coming here to pick up work (we have a drop-box) and we're supposed to be coming in to work one day a week- whatever day the boss comes in. He emails to let us know when to come in. But she's been here EVERY DAY! I can tell, there's shit in my inbox that should have been in the drop-box, there are handwritten phone messages, it's fucking ridiculous. I'm not her biggest fan, but I have NO interest in going to her funeral because of this. Jesus H. Christ! WTF is she thinking?!?!?!?!?! On top of all that, she's NOT staying 6 feet away from me!!! Back the FUCK up! AARRRHHHHH!

At walmart last night I saw young parents with an infant walking around. For the love of jesus, why couldn't one of them stay home with the baby? That baby wasn't old enough to get any shots yet, so she's one of the most vulnerable.

Jesus. I just found out my diabetic brother with half a foot.... is on a GD cruise ship right now in Central America. WTF is he even thinking?

Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar. Can you REALLY not do this on your own? Really? You have access to all the same fucking information that I do and you can't fucking look up the NAME of the client? It pisses me off so bad. Why do I have to do this? I wish I could literally figure out how much of your fucking job I have to do and extrapolate how much of your WAGE I earn and have the boss just cut me a bonus check for the portion of your job I have to do. Fucking pathetic.

Also, I've seen people be reported for antisemitism just because they questioned his policies. Dude lost his job because he was doxxed by Bernie Bros. It's bullshit. Again, I plan on voting for Bernie, but Jesus. The denial...

Jesus Christ... go take a nap. Sorry my innocuous post triggered you so badly.

Every time my husband goes to the store, and I ask him to buy cheese, without fail, he will buy Mexican blend shredded cheese. I have to be extremely specific. Like, "Hey, honey, we're out of STRING CHEESE. Please grab STRING CHEESE. You know, STRING CHEESE, not Mexican cheese, from the store. STRING CHEESE." I also love that this is the only thing thing that annoys me about him after almost 15 years. But, Jesus. One day, maybe I'll be able to send him to the store for shredded cheddar and not get Mexican blend lol.

Jesus Christ. Hillary just needs to shut the fuck up for five minutes. Talking about how hard it is for women and how they have to deal with so much shit whilst basically talking shit about everybody else. I'm not denying the first part of her sentence, but she's the first to fling mud on everybody else and it makes her look like a giant hypocrite.

I'm taking a trip next month for work. To Las Vegas! Kind of exciting, but I don't know what to wear out at night. Everything is for young people, or looks like Mother of the Bride. I just want something cute, not slutty, but not prudish, and not tight, and not short. I want my knees covered when I sit down. Apparently all that leaves me is stuff for Librarians! I need something in the middle...somewhere between JLo and Mrs. Doubtfire. Help me, Jesus!

There are so many moms around here selling stuff like Mary Kay, other makeup lines, leggings and supplements. I'm so sick of thinking I made a new mom friend only to find out they want to invite me to some "party" to sell their stuff or to try and rope me into selling under them. Jesus. I mean I'm seriously ready to go off on the next fake friendly gesture.