Go ahead and vent. But don't tell other people that they need to stop when you're doing the same damn thing. Jesus, this place exhausts me sometimes. There's enough room for all of us to bitch and moan.

Today's catchphrase: "Jesus fuck." Now the scanner won't work. It wouldn't be a day at my job if everything worked like it's supposed to. And the woman at the office from which we lease the copier/scanner/printer/good-for-nothing-pos..... I honestly think if she's been right here in front of me there may have been a fist fight. Your shit doesn't work, and NO there's NOT a silver sticker with the model number info. Just YOUR sticker with YOUR logo and YOUR phone number! Shouldn't YOU be able to tell ME what kind of copier we fucking leased from you? Gah! Ass hole! I'm so fucking over all my shit not working right. I really am. Jesus H. Fuck.

Where I live there is an fb lost/found pet page. Probably 90% of it is people's cats that they "lost" because they let it out to roam the streets. Sometimes you see the same lost then found cat, lost again a few months later. Jesus fuck people!! Take care of your cat if it means that much to you!!! Keep it inside or supervise/leash it outside. No wonder we are over run with strays!!!

Oh my baby Jesus in heaven... my fucking mil is so crazy. She's a an alcoholic narcissist and she's done crazy stuff before, but this takes the taco. She lives across the country from her kids, because she wants to stay around her alcoholic church lady friends, but now she's having (another) surgery, and the guilt tripping has started because her two sons can't drop everything and baby her. She just called my bil and yelled at him, telling him he should be with her next week for her shoulder surgery. Bil's wife is being induced on November 4th. She cried because he's choosing to be with his wife while she fucking gives birth to his first child! It's not like my mil is alone. She's surrounded by her friends and will be in a posh inpatient rehab center. This is the life she chose. I just can't fucking believe she asked her son to miss the birth of his child. Fucking psycho.

I'm friends on fb with a couple of people who constantly post religious and inspirational memes, but they're both crazy mean in real life. They're the most high drama women I've ever met. It's a "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole" situation. I guess they think they're atoning by posting bible quotes.

Why do you sound like you had some kind of right to be in there, gawking at this mom?? The bff was provably instructed to keep you out. Jesus, it's not a fucking 3 ring circus. If the mom had wanted you, she would have had you there. Get over it already.

When I compare the men and women I know, the women blow the men out of the water in every way. They're healthier, work harder in pretty much every aspect of life, are better with money, are better planners, are more educated, are more nurturing, etc. But, of course, the guys want a fucking medal because they came home from work and *gaspthankyouJesus* did the dishes or "watched" their own children. Not to hate on men, but they've basically painted themselves into a corner by socializing women to do literally everything (while smiling and wearing high heels, no less). After years of institutionalized misogyny, women are absolutely allowed to own the fact we've surpassed men in many, many ways.

It's because sometimes allies get it wrong. They think they're speaking up for marginalized groups of people, but they're coming at it from a place of privilege and it comes off as patronizing. It also doesn't help that "white" organizations are making bank off the backs of marginalized people. Just look at how corporations are profiting from pride month. Jesus, then there's Taylor Swift. When white allyship is frequently insincere and only done to make a profit, people are going to be suspicious. Doesn't mean you stop calling out bigotry. When people call you out on your allyship, ask them how you can do better. It's like a man who only accepts feminism from HIS perspective. If he would listen, maybe he would understand. Also, white women over 35 got Trump elected. Of course people are pissed at our demographic, lol.

I'm 48 and have a first cousin who is 31. We live in different states now but are still very close. I talk to her all the time. Since the day she turned 30, people have been asking her when she's going to get married. Worse yet, they ask ME when she's going to get married. It's family, family friends, etc. They say she's so pretty (she really is beautiful), she should have no problem finding a husband, yada, yada. Jesus F. Christ! Maybe she doesn't want to get married!! Hell, if I had to do it all over again, I don't know that I would get married. And I bet half the people asking would say the same thing. It's not even a cultural thing with us. Do all umarried 30-something women deal with this shit? She's successful, has a job she loves, and is financially secure. I say good for her for not getting married if she doesn't want to.

Jesus H. Fuck. Do I have to physically WATCH you sign the form before you mail it in? Like a PO might watch you pee in a cup? They keep sending you letters because you did not. sign. the. form. And no, I can't just make a copy and mail it in. Because you need. to. sign. it. This isn't fucking rocket science. The amount of hand-holding some of my clients need makes me wonder how they survived to adulthood.