I think Jase Robertson would be an animal in bed. I'd go there. All night long!

I had a dream about Jase Robertson last night. Why? He is so much older than me. Weird.

I bet you any money that Jenny McCarthy wishes she was marrying Mark Wahlberg! I would be if I was her!

Justin Bieber's downfall makes me feel sad. He used to be such a good kid, and lately he has just made bad decision after bad decision. His mom and his early supporters must be so disappointed in him.

My son wanted to know who Ashton Kutcher was. How do you explain that?

I've never understood the mass appeal of Whitney Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You." I have always thought she ruined a great song by caterwauling her way through what was originally a soft, lovely song. I lost a lot of respect for the general public for making that version of the song so popular. Just sitting here listeing to Dolly Parton and thought I'd finally get that off my chest.

I found a book at a book sale that's all about apple cider vinegar and how magical it is. Apparently, you can heal arthritis by mixing turpentine and apple cider vinegar and bandaging your joints with it. Yeah, that sounds real safe :P

I just saw an ad on Youtube that Google Glass will be available for sale soon. Not looking forward to the coming popularity of this product. Can I buy a time share on that cabin in the woods for $15,000?

Why is it that some people smell so musky/old mannish? It's a very distinct smell and I can always smell them a few feet away.

Ha, I thought everyone talking about the song called Happy was a song from Mudvayne, which is an awesome song btw :)