I want to take dh's alarm clock away. It doesn't wake him up. But it does wake up our 1yo at 6 am, every day. Not right away, but instead of being one of those alarms that go off for a while and then stops it will go until you do something to make it stop. Dh has let it go off for an hour before. And by that I mean I decided to let it go off until it woke him up and after an hour he was still out cold and I was ready to take a hammer to it so I woke him up to make it stop. I've asked a thousand times for him to stop using that one, or at least to not set it for 5am since he doesn't get up till 7, and all he says is "we'll see." It doesn't work! He sleeps through it! Why should I be suffering? I already get less sleep than him without the alarm butting in.

Why can't I use the Hug button???

My sil threatened to leave bil. One of the major reasons is the way he treats her and talks down to her. AGAIN, just today, on his FB page he's going on about how much he loves her even though she is a P.I.T.A. WHY. WHY can't he just say he loves her without the insult? Damn, dude ... even dogs learn. Keep it up and she's gone. Dummy.

I wonder if the lady who cried because Game of Thrones finished its third season last year is really happy it started up again last night.

I want a reading from the long island medium. I want to know what my mother thinks of how I turned out. I want to know that my sister forgives me for telling her off over the phone a week before she died. I want to know that my dad didn't suffer. I want to know if my grandparents ever gave a crap about any of us at all.

I'm about to lay down the law on my 4yo. It's going to rock his world, but I've been to lenient and it's going to bite me in the ass if I don't get a handle on it pronto. Told him tonight that tomorrow if he acts up he'll have to suffer the consequences so he isn't totally shocked. Wish me luck.....

Last weekend my sweet angel of a cuteness sweetness and light boston terrier .... attacked and bloodied up one of our ducks. The duck will live, she'll be fine. But man! How is this sweet angelic puppy capable of such horrors? And the horrors don't stop there, either. He's been a nightmare to potty-train. He STILL pees in the house sometimes. We've never had a problem like this training a dog, but we've never had a boston terrier either. And the farts! Oh! This tiny baby angelic-looking sweet cuddly snuggler... could clear a banquet hall full of people with one tiny *poot*.

You do not, repeat do not, cross a boundary about teenagers and their jobs. My friend's son has had a coveted summer job for two years. The mom of a kid (who is actually a jerk to this other boy), asked about the hiring practices of said summer job. My friend was evasive, and this kid's Mom told the manager that her son was "a great friend of X." Guy said "I'll hire him on that alone even though I am done hiring." That's not balls that's really sneaky.

Took me like 10 mins to figure out the damn gingerbread cookie picture joke!! I'm losing it.

What was the most shocking thing anyone ever said to you? Mine was when a doctor told me, "You are having a stroke, and it is a very big deal" one month after my 30th birthday.