I work in an area where loads of people work for Nestle. Don't beat yourself up if you go to work for them. Yeah, they suck, but you gotta do what you gotta do. That's the world we live in. Good luck with whatever you decide.

I just applied to work at Nestle and I feel so awful about it. It'd be like working for Satan. I hate that company and what they do. Now I'm sort of regretting filling out the application. Maybe they won't call me.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I get an email from my boss this morning... he doesn't even NEED those excel files. *headdesk* TGIF. I'm so buying a whole box of wine on the way home tonight. I'mma have a dance party all by myself tonight. I'mma dance it out like Meredith and Christina. Who's with me?!?!

So I mentioned the "date" I found at the career fair on my campus. I had given this guy my resume and he said they would for sure consider me for a sales engineer position. I hadn't heard back from them yet, so I sent a follow-up email. I'm wondering if that was the right thing to do or not. I feel like maybe it comes off sounding desperate. I basically just asked if the position he mentioned to me was still open for consideration. I sort of feel like maybe it couldn't hurt to show my interest in the job.

Holy fucking shit .... day 3 of teaching this woman how to save a fucking excel file. Fucking shoot me now. .... Holy shit I couldn't even get through typing this. "I need help, is it 'save as'?'".... .... I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Even when I try to be nice and have a conversation with you, you have to bring up the fact that you had the shits this morning? Fucking gross! Please stop it! Gah! But, this is a common trait in the Elderly community. Bodily functions, no matter how disgusting, are not taboo topics of conversation to them. I should know, I spent eight years of my life working with the elderly. In a nursing home! Not an office environment. I need a fucking vacation. Before I choke her until her little froggy tongue pops out.

Does volunteering count? I volunteer at a school for pregnant teens teaching STEM classes two days a week. I also volunteer at a food pantry once a week...mainly in the garden and aquaponics area weather permitting.

I don't even ... Jesus H. Fuck doesn't even cover this anymore. I cannot believe this shit is happening again. How the fuck do you not know how to save the fucking file, when I showed you YESTERDAY how to save the fucking file, and also you've worked here for more than ten years... HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SAVE A FUCKING EXCEL FILE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *running in circles, screaming, like my fucking hair is on fire*

Turn the fuck around and don't look at my lunch. Leave. Me. Alone. Asshole. *i keel you*

Today, I came home from work and got undressed and realized I have vomit on my shoe. Good chance it's radioactive. Cool. /head desk. Be a nurse, they said. You'll save lives, they said...